Friday, July 16, 2010

Wayne About to Become Highest Paid Man U Player, Lyon's Awful 3rd Jersey & all the World Cup Red Cards.


The picture above represents what Wayne Rooney and wife Colleen will be using to tidy up after a trip to the loo. Why would they be using money Chris? Well, hundreds of readers, Wayne is close to writing his name on a new contract worth around 35 million pounds over five seasons. The NBA's Amare Stoudemire dug that out of his couch cushions when he caught wind of the deal. This contract is a 30,000 pound a week pay raise bringing him to 130,000 pounds a week, or the highest paid player in Man U history. At the ripe age of 24.

He also just won a lawsuit against former against his former agents that claimed he owed them 4.3 million pounds. Not a bad week for Rooney. Just remember to put on that sunscreen Wayne.

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Olympique Lyonnais's third jersey is just awful...have a look. It looks like a design you would see on a conference room floor at Holiday Inn. I can imagine a bunch of people on drugs watching a game and having the best trip ever while looking at this jersey. It's a bit creepy, it looks like it's smiling at me.


GONNA NEED A MONTAGE!!!!



Stewart Downing is puzzled why he wasn't even considered in the England team to go to South Africa. - Spoiler -

Hodgson gives Liverpool fans a collective sigh of relief when he drops the news of Torres and Gerrard are staying at Anfield. - BBC - (knowing transfers periods...this is subject to change)

Almost $10 million was rounded up in illegal World Cup gambling bets in Asia that involved over 5,000 people. Charles Barkley thinks thats excessive. - BBC -

Man City continue their spending spree and sign Serbian left back Aleksander Kolarov for 16m. Man City's total amount spent this summer is 75 million pounds. They are truly making it rain.

Eric Cantona is pretty confident that England WON't qualify for Euro 2012 or WC 2014. - The Sun -

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