Monday, July 12, 2010

Spain = Champs of the World


Congratulations to Real Madrid and Barcelona.....I mean Spain, for winning their first ever World Cup and doing so amidst a very choppy, dirty game. They were the better team throughout and probably should buy Arjen Robben a steak dinner for his inability to find the back of the net not once, but twice. I feel like the only way for Robben to score is to cut inside from right to left and shoot from just outside the 18. We all know there are a bunch of bummed out basement dwellers that are pissed to miss out on their first and only chance of felacio via porn star, or any other person.

Iniesta showed great concentration and skill to hammer that cross home late into extra time. I think you all can agree that the way the game was going and how it was being played, it was only going to take one goal to write soccer history for the respective nation. How about Van Bommel and Robben? They both played in the Champions League final and the World Cup final....and missed failed to convert either of them. I don't feel bad for Van Bommel one bit. The man is a hack and in my opinion is rewarded the World Cups Dirty Player of the Tournament. How he avoided more cards is beyond my knowledge.

Speaking of avoiding a card....how about a big, fat, juicy, red card for Nigel DeJong for a karate kick that would make Bruce Lee blush.

Dude, you already smashed up Stu Holden for the US and now your going after Xabi Alonso and his beard? Keep looking for that suspension because your not too far away from it.

Overall, I am happy for Spain and I know they are already very heavy favorites to retain their title as European Champions when Euro 2012 comes around. I am preparing a list of my favorite events of the 2010 World Cup and will post it in a few days. I'm sure all of my readers are gripping to know what is on the list.

I'm actually missing the vuvuzela a little bit. Also, I wonder if ESPN would consider the African jingle they played cutting into and out of commercial breaks, and bring it into their every day production.

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Spain slammed a lot of Budweiser after the game. - Dirty Tackle -

Paraguay's #1 female fan Larissa Riquelme keeps her promise to all of us fellas. - Pies -

Win a limited edition Umbro shirt - Umbro -

I finished a surprising 3rd place (team name: Maradona's Bidet) with 141 points in the Designated Players World Cup Fantasy Pool on Yahoo. The winner, team name Hexa, won with 147 points. I received an email from Bruce McGuire of DuNord about a prize to be mailed to my place. I'm exited to see what it is.

Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero kiss and make up in the post game interview.



Puyol and Fabregas tipping back a Bud after the game...why does Cesc have his hand down his pants?



Fan runs onto the field and almost grabs the World Cup Trophy

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