Little Ronaldo = Little Containers of Pomade.

I will kick this bit off by a new coming from Chris Toy of Studs Up. It's called Son of a Ronaldo.

Ronaldo's loins have finally been tamed and news of a new baby boy have been flooding the internet. Who is this woman? Maybe she wants to stay quiet because of the flock of other women that would sabotage her for being the first* lady to bear Cristiano's offspring. The one thing we know is she is American and thank god it's not Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian. Website Gossipcenter caught wind of Ronaldo paying a woman to be a surrogate mother.

A few other attributes we can parlay on. Lil' Ron uses a considerable amount of hair gel....most likely this;

Right now, the lil' Ron is completely decked out in Armani. While being layered in thousands of dollars in clothing that will be used once, Jr. is posing for those same companies. Also, Man United is already negotiating a contract with him. 

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BBC Sport reported today that the FIFA World Player of the Year award and the Ballon d'Or for Europe's best player are merging for one super trophy to be named......wait for it.....the Ballon d'Or, which means Golden Ball. The agreement came Monday Sepp Blatter (FIFA President) and Marie-Odile Amaury, the publisher of France Football magazine. The judging details haven't been finalized yet but the old system was journalists would vote for the Ballon d'Or and coached would choose the World Player of the Year. 

Ashley Cole is spending quality time meeting intelligent woman in LA on vacation - Daily Mail -

My favorite Scottish player Kris Boyd is moving south to Championship side Middlesborough. Boys is the all time leading goal scorer in Scottish Premier League history with 164 goals. I wish him the best of luck on Teesside and hope he nets another 164 goals before he calls it a career. 

The transfer period is starting to get stormy in Liverpool. The Daily Mail reports that Fernando Torres is set to join "another" Premier League club, *cough* Chelsea *cough*. The Mail is also reporting that Rafa Benitez is preparing to bring right back Glen Johnson to Inter Milan. Lets hope these aren't true and we can sell Lucas instead. Man he's awful.