Diego has demanded that the already perfectly usable toilets at Argentina's base camp in South Africa be removed and replaced with the world's greatest toilet seat at a measly $450 a piece. I mean, who has the nerve to do their business on a regular plastic toilet seat. This baby has all the goodies; heated seat, warm air blow dryer, bidet, 2 nozzles (stream and mist?), self-cleaning, and hi-low settings. While he's grinding one out I hope he figures out a way to get out of the group stage considering his team barely qualified for the big dance.
A fancy john isn't the only request he made. All the rooms must be painted white, 6 playstations for the players during play time, 10 hot dishes to be served daily along with 3 desserts at dinner and ice cream to be available at all hours.....this so Diego can continue with his personal work out regiment...find any means to continue growing.
Here are some other teams requests for this summers World Cup.
Brazil requested their pool be heated at exactly 90 degrees at the Fairway Hotel. The hotel marketing assistant stated the club will be bringing two Portuguese chefs but they won't be taking over the kitchen. Also they would like hot chocolate and cookies....but absolutely no chocolate.
The Mexican team requested a priest to conduct services in a nearby church at the Thaba Ya Batswana hotel.
The Italian team flew in special gym equipment and their own pasta from Rome.
New Zealand managers are arranging golf lessons for their players.
And finally, the Slovakian players put in a simple request for ping pong tables and an electronic dart board.
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