Footballers Hide Your WAG's...Lionel Messi Wants More Than WC Glory

Lionel Messi is about as quick with sexual innuendos as he is with stepovers. He left this note to local papers regarding Ashley's Cole's ex-wife Cheryl Cole. 

"If she is looking for a new nation to follow at the World Cup, she should look no further than Argentina.

"We play the prettiest football, have the prettiest players, and Argentinian men know how to treat their women."

The playmaker added: "She would of course have to do the Tango - I don't think there would be a shortage of Argentinian players willing to teach her."

All he wants to do is a zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom boom!